florida is dead.

[missgrapesmith347]

"you know what would be cool? if this entire town was on a big plate, and there was this big giant man with a spoon and sometimes he would use the spoon to launch mashed potatoes onto the town...."
-said daniel...


"you know what im going to do? ill tell you. im going to go to the top of the empire state building, chuck my cell phone off of it, and pray to God that it hits you in the face... wait, thats kindof harsh..."
-me


"i cant wait till florida dies... i mean look at it! it's just hanging off the united states like a toenail!!! LE GASP! thats it. florida has officially been declared the Toenail of the United States..."
-me again

[Voronnen]

er... ironman will prolly get a little... how do i say this politaly(howdoyoushpellifyit)..... actualy, i cant. so heres the solid truth. floriduh is kinda lieka dead fingernail or toenail or whatever, but we dont need to say it out loud!


FLORIDA IS A DEAD TOENAIL OF AMERICA!!!!! er.. oops.

[Daniel]

Thinking about dead toenails makes me think about the Klingons from Star Trek, for obvious reasons.

[missgrapesmith347]

i hate florida.
its icky.
i sit here everyday wishing that it would blow up...

[Daniel]

One time I made the moon crash on it. Ask ironman, he'll explain.

[missgrapesmith347]

then why hasnt it died?!?!

its pure evil!

i think that it is plotting my death.

and we cant have that, now, can we?

[Daniel]

We probably could but id rather not.

[psycho]

we probably should, and we probably would...if only we could. in da hood.

for good!

[Voronnen]

anchovies says this is funny,

[Voronnen]

and anchovies is all-knowing.

[psycho]

your moms akll knowing!