Post by Daniel on Jan 6, 2006 12:06:08 GMT -5
The hot new title for the upcoming game system Sega Genesis 360 is looking to be the best yet in the Sonic the Hedgehog series.
Note: Sometimes you can't actually see that picture, but I'll get it eventually working properly.
As with all of the Sonic games, it begins with Sonic setting up his Christmas tree as Tails looks in the window, begging, crying for just a few moments of warmth inside to help him regain feeling in his hands. Sonic merely ignores him and reads his book, knowing that next time Tails won't make fun of his shoes.
Caption: In Sonic-land, trees are smaller than couches
This picture is entirely unrelated to this article but its one of the worst pictures I've ever seen ever.
After a few hours of the opening cinematic of Tails crying in pain and agony, Dr. Robotnik comes and steals Santa. There is no explanation offered for this surprising turn of events, nor is there any explanation for how putting on a sonic suit and grabbing golden rings helps Sonic save Santa.
Nonetheless, this is the best $59.99 you will ever spend. Ever. No matter what.
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With the motion-captured performance of a real Santa hedgehog.
Also, Christmas makes Sonic able to fly.
And don't even THINK about not getting hyped up about the other Sonic game they're planning for late 2008...
COMING SOON:
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG: LORD OF THE RINGS
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG: LORD OF THE RINGS
