Post by Daniel on Jan 9, 2006 21:16:27 GMT -5
Cheeseypieman - Tim
Daniel - Herman
Herman: So, we'll open this with this comment; That guy's gay.
Tim: Not necessarily, he could be a metro.
Herman: Hey, that's actually offensive. I mean, from what I've heard, gay guys actually have good fashion sense. So that guy must be the straightest man in the universe.
Tim: I wonder what he's thinking at this exact moment.
Herman: "Uhoh I think I tucked my shirt into my boxers. Better check, real smooth..."
Tim: Actually, I was thinking more like "Wow.. My job really really sucks."
Herman: That too. But see how he looked the other way to distract his friend into looking over too, that way he could safely check without being seen. Or maybe there was a turtleneck sale going on.
Tim: Or maybe a crappy fake silk button-up sale.
Herman: Good point. I think that's actually just a thermal undershirt with a thin scarf, though.
Tim: Hmm, could be.
Herman: Notice the way his hands seem to have some sort of logo imprinted in the veins.
Tim: I think it says that he's emo and cuts himself.
Herman: I think you have mental problems. I think that maybe he sold his soul to the devil to have such a great turtleneck collection.
Herman: I think he just copied the black guys belt to try and be cool. But that's his sad face because he still isn't accepted.
Tim: And that's why he cuts himself.
Herman: I dunno. He's probably one of those guys who cries himself to sleep at the thought of even a slight amount of pain. I mean, look at him.
Tim: True. He does look like a pansy.
Herman: It's just a fleshwound.
Tim: You're whole arms off!
Herman: In closing, this shirt sucks. I hope his belt causes him mild discomfort because he got the one that's 34" instead of 36".
Tim: And I hope that he cuts himself in the middle of the night with a razorblade.
Herman: He probably does that every morning cos his mommy never taught him how to shave.
Daniel - Herman
Herman: So, we'll open this with this comment; That guy's gay.
Tim: Not necessarily, he could be a metro.
Herman: Hey, that's actually offensive. I mean, from what I've heard, gay guys actually have good fashion sense. So that guy must be the straightest man in the universe.
Tim: I wonder what he's thinking at this exact moment.
Herman: "Uhoh I think I tucked my shirt into my boxers. Better check, real smooth..."
Tim: Actually, I was thinking more like "Wow.. My job really really sucks."
Herman: That too. But see how he looked the other way to distract his friend into looking over too, that way he could safely check without being seen. Or maybe there was a turtleneck sale going on.
Tim: Or maybe a crappy fake silk button-up sale.
Herman: Good point. I think that's actually just a thermal undershirt with a thin scarf, though.
Tim: Hmm, could be.
Herman: Notice the way his hands seem to have some sort of logo imprinted in the veins.
Tim: I think it says that he's emo and cuts himself.
Herman: I think you have mental problems. I think that maybe he sold his soul to the devil to have such a great turtleneck collection.
Herman: I think he just copied the black guys belt to try and be cool. But that's his sad face because he still isn't accepted.
Tim: And that's why he cuts himself.
Herman: I dunno. He's probably one of those guys who cries himself to sleep at the thought of even a slight amount of pain. I mean, look at him.
Tim: True. He does look like a pansy.
Herman: It's just a fleshwound.
Tim: You're whole arms off!
Herman: In closing, this shirt sucks. I hope his belt causes him mild discomfort because he got the one that's 34" instead of 36".
Tim: And I hope that he cuts himself in the middle of the night with a razorblade.
Herman: He probably does that every morning cos his mommy never taught him how to shave.