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Post by Daniel on Jan 5, 2006 20:51:06 GMT -5
So a lot of people say like "Don't make fun of that song! It saved me from suicide" or "Dude that band made me not kill my self so don't make fun of them" but like sometimes I stop and think, you know, it's a miracle those people just happened to last long enough to hear that song; Or maybe they were just afraid to kill themselves.
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Post by Me I am a guestyesa guest on Jan 9, 2006 15:01:44 GMT -5
Well maybe they just like...hang around listening to music and feeling all emo and thinking about suicide and then they're like "hey, i'm gonna do it" but then the song comes on and like, they get caught up in listening to it and the lyrics have some special meaning and they're like "hey, i'm not gonna do it anymore....*later on* DONT MAKE FUN OF THAT BAND! they saved me from suicide." i dont really know how that works actually...it just made sense to my mind whilst sitting in a classroom being bored. but yeah, they could have not made it that long...to hear the song. wow....i rhymed. and the first couple lines are like, one big sentence.  Fear my awesome posting skill. |
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Post by ironman24 on Jan 9, 2006 19:43:57 GMT -5
anyway, yeah, it's like, some weird goth kid is like, literally on the chair with the noose on his neck, than the radio tranmission goes funny and-
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ENDING!
1. he has to go fix it for the dramatic music and then his mom comes up and tells him how much she loves him and that the parents are getting back together after they won the publisher's clearing house.
2. it goes to the ren and stimpy live show and he hears "happy happy joy joy"....'nuff said...
3. hearing the static makes him wonder, "hmmmmm....i should eat cheese..." and then, after the cheese, he has renewed strength and joy! cause cheese is like, cheese...'nuff said...again...EXCELSIOR!
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Post by Guest muwahahahaha on Jan 9, 2006 20:03:50 GMT -5
anyway, yeah, it's like, some weird goth kid is like, literally on the chair with the noose on his neck, than the radio tranmission goes funny and- CHOOSE YOUR OWN ENDING! 1. he has to go fix it for the dramatic music and then his mom comes up and tells him how much she loves him and that the parents are getting back together after they won the publisher's clearing house. 2. it goes to the ren and stimpy live show and he hears "happy happy joy joy"....'nuff said... 3. hearing the static makes him wonder, "hmmmmm....i should eat cheese..." and then, after the cheese, he has renewed strength and joy! cause cheese is like, cheese...'nuff said...again...EXCELSIOR! yes, cheese can most definitely be a lifesaver in suicidal situations. or even hunger situations. you know? serious stretch there. |
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Post by ironman24 on Jan 9, 2006 20:25:59 GMT -5
quite...it was humor...
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Post by Daniel on Jan 9, 2006 22:05:08 GMT -5
cheese is nice.
Cheese isn't.
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Post by bingobob on Jan 9, 2006 22:55:47 GMT -5
Or, if you want to look at it in a cynical way...
"That song saved my life! I never would have made my mortgage payment if I hadn't been payed to go around hyping that song!"
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Post by Daniel on Jan 10, 2006 8:10:39 GMT -5
Possibly. But you forget the part where in the end, the mob burns down your house for making a crappy song popular.
This is actually based on a true story, it's what happened to the guys who somehow broke into the radio station and made Maroon 5 play.
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Post by ironman24 on Jan 10, 2006 19:32:56 GMT -5
[BUM BUM BUUUUM]
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Post by Daniel on Jan 10, 2006 20:25:58 GMT -5
I don't mind spending every day, outside your window in the pouring rain, wait for the cheese that tastes really good, I don't care if this rhymes or fits in with the song because my point is I like cheese a whole bunch
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Post by TheEmm on Jan 11, 2006 12:58:51 GMT -5
wow, that was an amazing rewrite, way better then the original.
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Post by Daniel on Jan 11, 2006 17:02:55 GMT -5
Thanks  I thought so too. |
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Post by psycho on May 29, 2006 15:55:54 GMT -5
I like to eat muffins.
As for emos and their suicidal antics....songs can't save them. It's up to you and me!
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Post by Daniel on May 29, 2006 21:27:09 GMT -5
Quick! We'll save them from all sorts of evil!
DIE MAILMAN!
Okay, I took care of the evil mailman who comes to my house everyday and puts stuff in my mailbox.
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