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Post by ironman24 on Dec 6, 2005 20:33:55 GMT -5
This is a government-funded [not really]public announcement to let you all know how to do random things: 1. how to tell the difference between different trees from quite a far way away: first, check the general shape and color, than give a rough estimate of the size, then tell both to a trained expert in the art of telling the difference between different trees from quite a far way away, pay him/her the low fee of 0.001 pence, and wait for an answer. A tree. Not a tree. [That'll be 0.001 pence] 2. How to drink a beverage: slowly raise glass to lips, tilt head slightly, intake beverage, swallow...this is a key point, never forget to swallow... 3. How to run a 40-mile race without trying and still win: first, have months and months of training, extensive, harsh, busy, and grueling...then, party and get drunk the night before. This, again, is a crucial part, start at the finish line...Yep, stumble across that whole inch... 4. How to be polite: simple, don't be rude...example: Joe: hello bob Bob: hello joe Joe: gee bob, that was awfully non-rude of you to say, so it must be polite Bob: 2 cheers for politeness! hooray! hooray!
5. how to: rule the known world! -1. be part of the ancient roman empire, before its decline and eventual fall. -2. become ceasar. -3. sit back.
Finally: How to put off more work on this article: 4 simple words, "more on the way"...hehe...i think i'll add one a day...
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Post by Daniel on Dec 6, 2005 20:36:19 GMT -5
Hm, if you could add about... 17 more things, it'll count as a full length article, lol.
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Post by ironman24 on Dec 6, 2005 20:41:02 GMT -5
meanie...fine...
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Post by Daniel on Dec 6, 2005 20:43:49 GMT -5
lol
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Post by ironman24 on Dec 6, 2005 21:29:53 GMT -5
[shakes fist] curse you dan, curse you...
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Post by whiteeyedwolf on Dec 7, 2005 16:51:13 GMT -5
awsome... i like it i wondered what type of educational thing people would come up with... i couldnt because having lived in [vaudeville] with daniel and nathan i myself am uneducated...
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Post by Daniel on Dec 7, 2005 17:00:03 GMT -5
Way to give out personal information.
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Post by whiteeyedwolf on Dec 7, 2005 17:01:58 GMT -5
does it matter....
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Post by whiteeyedwolf on Dec 7, 2005 17:02:18 GMT -5
i dont thank any of your friends would just come to kill us or something...
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Post by Daniel on Dec 7, 2005 17:04:22 GMT -5
That's true. None of my friends would. But did it ever occur to you that I have hatemailers? If you don't believe me, just look in the dead threads section for a post someone who hates my life and lacks one of his own made simply to bug me. I of course, know that he would go through with his promises to kill me because no one would lie about being 8'10'' 190 pounds, and being able to bench 800 pounds, especially over the internet.
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Post by ironman24 on Dec 7, 2005 19:32:46 GMT -5
fo course not, see, i can bench 801...
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Post by Daniel on Dec 7, 2005 22:55:53 GMT -5
My bad, yo! But wait, you live next door.
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Post by whiteeyedwolf on Dec 8, 2005 11:18:06 GMT -5
No of course not, who would want to do that....
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Post by Daniel on Dec 8, 2005 12:25:22 GMT -5
Please start using punctuation marks, because without a comma in the proper place, there, it can be read multiple ways. I'll just go ahead and fix it for you since I have nothing better to do right now.
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Post by whiteeyedwolf on Dec 8, 2005 15:04:26 GMT -5
dude i hate using punctuation but i guess i can try...
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